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- Take a look at this picture..
Take a look at this picture..
Is this you?
Are you..
Someone who believes everything they are told?
Someone who cant formulate an opinion,
Unless its voiced by the crowd?
Someone who lacks critical thinking?
Someone who outsources their brain to others?
Easily overcome in an argument?
If that’s the case
I hate to break it to you..
But you are just like Bob!!

Crying Bob
Meet bob.
Bob is weak, miserable, depressed.
He reads the Metro newspaper cover to cover on his daily commute on the train.
Standing, of course.
His social anxiety doesn’t allow him to sit. Even if the train is empty.
Too anxious to tell his neighbour they accidently took his bin.
His house now has mould growing from the excess binbags.
Has no friends and endlessly scrolls on social media.
Constantly confused and has no clue what going on half of the time.
But too nervous to ask anyone so remains ignorant.
Are you like Bob!!??!!
If you are..

If you’re not like Bob…
And you’re not someone held on strings.
And you’re smart.
You don’t let others think for you.
You posses bravery and courage.
You are JUST like Chad!!

Chad
Meet Chad.
Chad has no social anxiety.
Matter of fact someone tried to rob him yesterday.
They are now best friends!!
He has a large head to store his large brain.
His lawnmower is outdated and no longer passes health and safety regulations..
People are too afraid to tell him.
HAHA Lawnmower goes Brrrrrrrr!!!
Won every argument.
Get his news from a telegram group chat with 37 members.
Dashing good looks..
Looks in the mirror once a week.
Doesn’t regularly update his phone..
Eats canned food from Amazon because he doesn’t trust supermarkets..
Ok ok you get it..
Let me ask you a question..
Which one of these individuals would be easily fooled and manipulated by the media?
If there was a lie being purported on there, who out of the two would be the likely victim to the brainwashing?
I hope its starting to make sense now..
So next time you see someone agreeing with EVERYTHING told to them by the media..
And is CONSTANTLY regurgitating the media narrative..
Remember Bob.
As for Chad.. Be like Chad!
Mr.Hashi
HASHI Newsletter Team
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